low income

A little over two years ago (when I was 26) I moved in with my grandmother (who was 68), because of the recession and blah blah blah... mainly I was poor.  I went from living with one of my best friends in a bachelorette pad, to living with this randy woman that has her own set of rules that normal people don't follow.  When I say that she has rules, I don't mean that she imposes a list of rules on me (like a curfew *shudder*).  I pretty much come and go as I please, as long I put the toilet seats down when we're both going to be away so rats can't snorkel through the sewer system and get in to the house to eat the endless supply of Utz ripple potato chips that she keeps on the counter.  Sometimes I post quotes from her on Facebook, because I want to remember the things that she says.  For example yesterday I had her watch the "Double Rainbow" video that was a hit on youtube.  It's basically some guy that is high as a kite (or just very weird) crying and freaking out about two rainbows in his yard.  Really.... I shit like five different colors the other day and it was longer than my arm and you didn't see me crying about the rainbow in my toilet.  Anyway, back to the point.  So we're watching this video and she is looking at the computer like the monitor is going to walk over and bite her and she says in the calm way that only my grandmother can say something weird "I think he's playing with himself" then goes back to doing her puzzle, obviously disgusted that her 28-year-old granddaughter would listen to a guy play with himself on the Internet.  I laughed at her and then she made me go get her Chinese food, so I stopped laughing.  I hate going to the Chinese food place for her, they always act like I'm a nut when I say I want hot mustard from the packet and not the homemade thing.  Then I tell them their stuff is too strong for me and I swear I heard the woman snicker and say "pussy" when I walked out.  Bastards!